- a stalker
- conviction from the Lord about how enamored I am with my blog and myself
- having to go to my husband's office party and make small talk, when basically I am a shy person and have no idea what to say to those people
- the sudden realization that Christmas is only 14 days away and I've so far only sent 5 cards and haven't even thought about what to get some people, let alone finished crafting and shopping and baking.
- my house is NOT clean, which proves that my post on housecleaning was a sham. Now everyone knows I'm a hypocrite.
And I'd like to thank Big Doofus and Misssniz for sharing it with me.
(Feel free to give yourself this award if you'd like to.)